People who just use a fork to eat with and cut their food up with the edge of it. No – that’s what a knife is for. Use the fucker.- Peeling eggs – the original wrap rage?
- Shoppers who buy margarine because it tastes just like butter. Buy friggin’ butter then!
- Drivers who buy a SatNav and then ignore them because they ‘know a better way’. Why didn’t you keep that couple of hundred quid in your pocket then, because ‘it’s cheaper?’
- Legwarmers. What the hell are they all about?
- People who drink out of bottles. Another uncouth American-led habit. Use a glass, you fuckin’ slob.
- Gok Wan. Twat.