Why is it, when the tossers that make up those circular email ‘jokes’ that we all get almost daily, that they think it’s alright to compose them in a friggin’ 70 point font or similar?
On top of that, they colour them bright blue or, worse still, red. Even worse still, they make them red AND bold as well.
Then, even worse than that, your ‘mates’ think it’s OK to forward it on to you ‘because it’s funny’. Reality check: They’re not. They’re crap and a waste of friggin’ time and clog the internet up, so fuck off sending me them.