All the Christmas paraphernalia came down today. Bloody pleased to see the back of it and all. SWMBO’s decorations consisted of shiny, twee girly stuff that has no function whatsoever and the the bits that did, for example, Santa-shaped candles, were not allowed to be lit “because they are ornaments”. WTF? So, down they come and now there’s bits of …
Bah, Humbug!
It’s just occurred to me that I’m going to have a cracking Christmas this year, and this is why… I’m out of work, so I haven’t got any money. No money means I can’t buy presents. Because I can’t afford presents it means I don’t have to trudge around the shops, rubbing shoulders with thousands of people who have fallen …